Liquor before beer – you’re in the clear!
– Hegseth, discussing Pentagon policy
Rafterman2 on
Not a bad song as far as earworms go
Suralin0 on
Fair enough, but I hope we move on to another Chumbawamba song: [The Day The Nazi Died.](https://youtu.be/WSqUBwlHld4)
crazy19734413 on
“Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down!” said Peety, in his emotional response.
suorastas on
Chumbawamba is way too cool for this chud
DevelopmentGreen3961 on
Haha war crimes funny /s
ChaoticMutant on
Drunk uncle Pete

cpav8r on
Don’t cry for me, next door neighbor.
Danube11424 on
didn’t he say he would quit drinking if he was confirmed!!!!
seEagle on
I am the liquor Randy
DeftApproximation on
I remember Hegseth’s confirmation hearings and promising he would stop drinking.
“So that was a fucking lie.”
shoostrings on
And when I gotta pee, I use the kitchen sink!
JMurdock77 on
Thanks for the earworm u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar!
lordgix2 on
Amd when he has to pee, he uses the kitchen sink!
mountednoble99 on
Chumbawomba would like you to take this out of your mouth!
pixeltweaker on
That’s amazing.
Battystearsinrain on
I drink my whiskey neeeaattt,
I am dumbass alcoholic Peteeeee…
markth_wi on
You see the funniest thing is that much as Whiskey Pete might inspire people to think of [Tubthumping](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc), look up , and if in these times of extrajudicial murders, deathcamps for undesirables and lawless behavior in high places. it’s not Tubthumping that comes to mind.
It’s this little ditty, and if I’m being perfectly honest, we are one day closer to the day when – for no reason at all – I realized with there is a non-zero possibility that another old shanty from [Chumbawumba might let them be a two-hit wonder](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSqUBwlHld4).
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Fun fact: Chumbawamba are anarchists.
So Pete’s saying he gets knocked down.
Ooohhh, Klaaaanny Boy
Liquor before beer – you’re in the clear!
– Hegseth, discussing Pentagon policy
Not a bad song as far as earworms go
Fair enough, but I hope we move on to another Chumbawamba song: [The Day The Nazi Died.](https://youtu.be/WSqUBwlHld4)
“Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down!” said Peety, in his emotional response.
Chumbawamba is way too cool for this chud
Haha war crimes funny /s
Drunk uncle Pete

Don’t cry for me, next door neighbor.
didn’t he say he would quit drinking if he was confirmed!!!!
I am the liquor Randy
I remember Hegseth’s confirmation hearings and promising he would stop drinking.
“So that was a fucking lie.”
And when I gotta pee, I use the kitchen sink!
Thanks for the earworm u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar!
Amd when he has to pee, he uses the kitchen sink!
Chumbawomba would like you to take this out of your mouth!
That’s amazing.
I drink my whiskey neeeaattt,
I am dumbass alcoholic Peteeeee…
You see the funniest thing is that much as Whiskey Pete might inspire people to think of [Tubthumping](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc), look up , and if in these times of extrajudicial murders, deathcamps for undesirables and lawless behavior in high places. it’s not Tubthumping that comes to mind.
It’s this little ditty, and if I’m being perfectly honest, we are one day closer to the day when – for no reason at all – I realized with there is a non-zero possibility that another old shanty from [Chumbawumba might let them be a two-hit wonder](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSqUBwlHld4).
Oke Whiskey Dick